Here's what I would do if I had $10,000,000 to spend right now: First, I would buy out the animation studios Williams Street, Soup2Nuts, and Klasky/Csupo. I would then rehire the writers and animators that worked on all of the following shows: Home Movies, Dr. Katz, Sealab 2021, Perfect Hair Forever, Squidbillies, and Duckman. And I would tell them one thing: “Continue these shows!”
I'll bring in Jason Alexander, Jonathan Katz, H. Jon Benjamin, Brendon Small, and all the other voice talent, and the shows will go on! The shows that were once cancelled because of a lack of “mainstream” viewer acceptance will flourish once more!
I mean, aren't you dying to know what happens after Duckman's deceased wife Beatrice turns up alive at Cornfed's wedding? Or if Gerald will ever reach Tuna Mountain, defeat his nemesis Coiffio, and finally earn the respect of Uncle Grandfather?
Yes, this will definitely be the plan if-and-when I become a multimillionaire.
February 26th, 2006 at 10:21 pm
$10M... hmm... probably wouldn't even pay for one spin around the cyclotron for a proton. Otherwise I would have suggested putting a down payment toward finding the Higgs boson (if it in fact exists).
April 16th, 2007 at 6:55 am
Action hotdog GO!!!