Feb 21 2006
Doo da la, la, la, la, la, la, la…
Here’s what I would do if I had $10,000,000 to spend right now: First, I would buy out the animation studios Williams Street, Soup2Nuts, and Klasky/Csupo. I would then rehire the writers and animators that worked on all of the following shows: Home Movies, Dr. Katz, Sealab 2021, Perfect Hair Forever, Squidbillies, and Duckman. And I would tell them one thing: “Continue these shows!”
I’ll bring in Jason Alexander, Jonathan Katz, H. Jon Benjamin, Brendon Small, and all the other voice talent, and the shows will go on! The shows that were once cancelled because of a lack of “mainstream” viewer acceptance will flourish once more!
I mean, aren’t you dying to know what happens after Duckman’s deceased wife Beatrice turns up alive at Cornfed’s wedding? Or if Gerald will ever reach Tuna Mountain, defeat his nemesis Coiffio, and finally earn the respect of Uncle Grandfather?
Yes, this will definitely be the plan if-and-when I become a multimillionaire.