Aug 03 2005

The Unit of Measurement for Feces...

Category: Daily Events

...should be a Bucket. One (1) Bucket of feces is roughly three gallons, or about 20 or so Assloads. Also, the Bucket is a good way to measure Love.

Q: How much do you love me?
A: Would you like that expressed in buckets or assloads?

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