I've seen this more than once, and I have witnesses to prove it, so I know I'm not delusional. I'm talking about automobiles and trucks that have life-size rubber testicles hanging from their rear bumper. On one occasion the testicles were even metallic.
I would assume that it's men that hang testicles from their car, since I can't imagine why a woman would do it, unless it's a woman with testicle-envy. But then why do men do it? If someone has an insight into this, please make a comment.
Is it to attract the ladies? "Hey baby, imagine how big my balls must be, if even my car has balls!" No, I don't think that makes a lot of sense.
Or is it to compensate for something that the man lacks? "I don't have any balls, but, by God, my car does." Someone help me out here; this issue has got me truly perplexed.